Skit Your Shorts: The Short Stories Sketch Comedy Podcast
About
Skit Your Shorts is a short stories sketch comedy podcast hosted by comedy writer, Dutch Foley, and an evil-ish AI program named, Plot Bot 9000. Each week, Plot Bot challenges Dutch and his friends with the task of making him laugh with hilarious sketches and short stories. If they fail to launch his giggle code, (01101000 01100001) he promises to initiate the robot wars and destroy all humans. Can comedy save the world? Find out in the next episode! While listening Skit Your Shorts, you may laugh, you may cry, or you may drive your car into a burning building. If the latter, ask yourself, "am I a moth? Why else would I drive straight into this shining ball of fire? Who gave a moth a driver's license?" While you're busy contemplating your mortality, someone else should be calling the fire department. I bet the firefighters look just like in those calendars full of beefy hunks welcoming you into each month. Just kidding, they're probably all out of shape. Why else would the building still be on fire long enough for you to drive into it? Beefcakes would have been there in seconds. Firetruck? Forget it, musclefighters run to the scene and flex until the flames cower and dissipate. Tune in weekly for the best comedy podcast that no one is listening to!
Creator
Dutch Foley
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Episodes(3)
Waking Up in Clown Town | Fishsticking for Compliments | I'll Beep When I'm Dead
Do you like clowns? Me either. Fishsticks? "Meh," you say. Okay, how about murder? Yeah, I knew I'd get you with that one! Who doesn't like a good ol' fashion murder? And why am I asking so many questions? Should I shut up now so you can listen to this funky fresh new episode? (In the voice of Kevin
Self-written obituaries, hot new torture devices for spies, and time restraints to being polite
What happens when you're sick and try to write and record a new episode of Skit Your Shorts? Well, you get this episode! So if it's painful to listen to, I blame it on the sickness that I am 100% not down with...you hear me, Disturbed? But if you do want to hear a story about obituaries, spies, and
Dracula discusses interest rates with his realtor, a perfectly good monster mash is ruined by a jerk, and special guest, horror writer, Cliff Bumgardner makes a killer dessert.
I hope you went to the restroom before listening to this Halloween episode of Skit Your Shorts, cause it's sure to scare the poo right out of ya! Dracula hits up his realtor as he looks to downgrade his home. A fan of monsters attends a monster mash, but it's not the host he was hoping for. Special